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Chapter 7 Rollcall

Nikita Kirchhoff - Introvert at a party: Why is it so hard to get people to join you on your bloody quest for revenge? What's the problem with a little slaughter?

Steffano Corvo - Will make a beautiful corpse: Becoming a politician either on principle or because of daddy issues. Needs to bone to figure out how this is all a bad idea.

Alessandro Corvo - Lusitania must fall!: In charge of an apparently unpopular war, but it's no big deal. Because he's gonna win and everyone will see how cool he is.

Franquelim Pastore - He knows what you did last night: Been working on the Singer project. Still not a fan of the war environment. Still very fashionable and acting like an old man.

Argon - Computer/ A piece of God: Being so oppressed. They don't even let him tell jokes anymore. Here's some overly complicated, universe-changing infographics.

Fausta Frescura - Voice-hearing lesbian trope: For the last two years you've had a persistent voice in your head telling you intelligent life in the universe is in danger. It's time for you to fix it.


Aurik Landi - Cool bodyguard: Your best friend invites you to his boyfriend's birthday party, what else to do but run away and call your wife?

Diana Corvo - Augur under house arrest: Her father is getting in the way of her true love and her true love is computers and smoking and dying before 50.

Daria Grillo - Identity crisis bass boosted: Guess who made a deal with the devil and doesn't even know it? Does not want to wear pretty dresses and fancy jewels anymore.

Giulia Grillo - Ruthless mother: She's given you everything you've ever wanted, the least you could do was to act nice and not make a scene in public!

The Singer - Sewing machine: Has the potential to rewrite the universe. No one knows exactly how or why.

The Tennant - Abomination: 1/6th of what it used to be and living rent-free on Fausta's mind. Unable to solve the universe's problems by itself.